As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to turn you on at the most inappropriate of times.

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slutfang:

finally my child can safely ram her fucking head into a doorknob this is what the future is all about what a time to be alive 

There’s something so real about holding hands; some kind of complex simplicity, saying so much by doing so little. I love it.

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sports-and-girls:

Hickeys are beautiful they’re like a temporary tattoo showing where your lips once were

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itsnyaaabetch:

My girlfriend (who is asleep) just rolled over, wrapped her arms around me and very lovingly whispered “I want to murder you”

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millahtime86:

why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

because they push two twins together to make a king.

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