billcosplay:

i had a book when i was a kid where u could write ur own knock knock jokes and im still laughing at it
bunjanecrocker:

The Batterwitch knows how bad I’ve been wanting Halloween
This shit is in our cart now I don’t fuck around all hail Betty Crocker

smileprettybaby:

i almost spit my beer out

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liamdryden:

kyliesparks27:

zzazu:

this photo makes me feel like someone traveled to an alternate dimension and brought back something that shouldnt exist

i’ll just say it simply: this post fucked me up

what would this tape even DO

effyeahnerdfighters:

laneybutt:

Bringin’ back nerdfighter notes! Bored in an airport bookstore? Or any bookstore (like you’d be bored in a bookstore)? Leave a nerdfighter note! Here we have a note by me, featuring the Great White Wall of Cow, being placed in Paper Towns, and a note by the amazing and airport-ridden unapologetically-speaking featuring French the Llama, to be place presently.

These are so good. Infinite high fives to you!


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volcainist:

laugh-addict:

my mom once told me that writing your feelings down or drawing them out is very therapeutic and relaxing 

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wellthatsadorable:

"I love you, hose that fills my pool during this heat wave"
"I’m an inanimate object and can neither feel nor talk, but somehow I love you too, cute smiling puppy"

seelywights:

Riley always checks to see if you are as happy to go on a walk as she is 💖

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mikalopsia:

sil3nt7rill:

turntable-thoughts:

glittergooch:

I hate when black clothes are a slightly different black and don’t match

we joke but this is an actual thing

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Don’t forget green blacks, blue blacks, purple blacks, that weird grey/black bullshit…

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thankyoufive:

joanne-and-deans-bacon:

I’M SAVING THESE TO FUCK WITH PEOPLE’S BRAINS

justerino

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